Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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