Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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