Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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