There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
