eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
