yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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