READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
