Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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