problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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