brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
