I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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