Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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