He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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