Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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