no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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