Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize
