It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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