I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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