the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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