i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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