She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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