i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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