you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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