so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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