Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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