: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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