Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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