I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We are two peas in an std pod
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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