therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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