Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
there is puke in my bra ... again
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