are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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