we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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