we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I won the penis lottery.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
