rhymes with "ouble enetration"
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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