covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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