I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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