Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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