Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
there is another microwave in the elevator.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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