At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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