This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She needs sedatives and a leash
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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