I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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