last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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