STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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