Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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