I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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