There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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