tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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