these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Ladies don't puke and tell
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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