Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
and she was petting her beer can
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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