butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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