Say something about gay babies.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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