no, he came in my armpit
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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