Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
How external is "for external use only"?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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