I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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