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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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