they need to just BURY HIM!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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