ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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