Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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