She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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